My Future. What has it in store for me?

Tvital Plus.                                       [as culled from a text book]

What has fate in store for me
Riches, happiness and all the best
Poverty, misery and all the worst
I must now have my future unfolded.
To the astrologer, I found my way.
My birth day I told him, the stars he read.
‘’By jove you are an aquarian,’’ he shouted.
In a mallams hut, I soon found myself.
The Koran he read, the tusba he counted,
‘’Allahu-akbar’’, He signed with joy.
‘’Allah has given you a promising future.’’
Inside the spiritual church, I knelt in prayer.
Holding the bible and kissing the cross,
‘’Oh father in heaven,’’ The pastor finally said.
‘’Thanks for giving your son such a glorious future.’’